Das ist Sheiße….!
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man of yez here will boiy a lady a drrink?"The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But, down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed " Jaysus, give the ballerina a drrink!" The curate poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked again, "What man of yez here will boiy a lady anither drrink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Sure, give the ballerina another drrink!" The curate approached the little drunk and said "Tell me, Paddy, it's yer own business if you want to buy the lady a drrink, but why the feck do yez keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Jaysus, any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a feckin ballerina!"
